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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 28, 2007 9:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: The Husband Store (non Dead)

A brand new store just opened - and it sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store only once. There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you can't go back down except to leave the building."

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Great," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Fantastic" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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Poster: northstar dead Date: Sep 28, 2007 9:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Husband Store (non Dead)

That is so true. Can't wait to show wife and sleep on the couch. Yeah right, "ok hunny if you say so"

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Sep 28, 2007 9:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Husband Store (non Dead)

Amen, are we not brothers?

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Sep 28, 2007 10:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Husband Store (non Dead)

Excellent

e-mailing this to the wife ASAP

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Poster: abilene22 Date: Sep 28, 2007 10:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Husband Store (non Dead)

While laughing out loud a female co-worker peeked over my shoulder and read this; she wasn't as amused and slugged me for chuckling... definitely worth it.

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Poster: barongsong Date: Sep 28, 2007 9:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Husband Store (non Dead)

That one deserves some of the Kraginmore {spelling?} and I'll buy you a glass if you ever come my way.